God looks down on idiots!

By Chanuga Rollins

 

Charles Palero was never what I would call a friend, in fact, the only reason why I know this bedbug is because he’s friends with my cousin. One sunny day I went over to see my cousin and Palero was there. His face was all fucked up, his arm was in a cast, and he walked with a limp.

Do you want to excuse us for a minute I have to talk to my cousin and I’d like to do it in private. Sure, sure, Palero said, I was leaving anyway, see you guys later. What the fuck happened to him I asked my cousin, and he started laughing hysterically.

First, let me say that Charles Palermo is without a doubt one of the biggest losers in our neighborhood, but it’s not his fault entirely he stems from a whole family of losers, one worse than the other.  Charles had one sister who was selling her services on the street, she got caught up in something and was charged with murder. He had another sister who was actually murdered, no one was ever charged with that crime, and just one thing after another with his family, his mother and father were also major losers.

When my cousin stopped laughing he told me what happened to Charles's face. A few months ago, this idiot started dating a young lady by the name of Linda Peca, although he didn’t have a job, Linda fell head over heels for Charles, at first. But when you get to know him Charles has an extremely annoying personality, so extreme Jesus Christ himself would slap this fucking guy.

Linda Peca’s parents hated Charles right from the start, when they looked at him they saw white trash. In the few weeks of Linda dating Charles, he began showing her the real side of Charles, the possessive, humiliating, freeloading, vengeful, stalker Charles. So, after about a month or so Linda broke up with Charles and began dating this other guy. That’s when the stalking begins, Charles just can’t help himself he gets obsessed with someone, and he doesn’t know how to leave them alone.

In time Linda had no choice but to file a police report and get a restraining order against Charles, he was making her life hell. By now Linda bought her own home, a nice two-bedroom bungalow on a quiet street, well it was. Charles showed up regularly, a restraining meant nothing to him. One day Charles approached Linda while her boyfriend was with her, the boyfriend socked Charles right in the eye and then kicked him in the ass, which enraged Charles.

About three days later Charles showed up at Linda’s house, and once again Charles and the boyfriend had an altercation, except this time the boyfriend beat Charles up really good, even knocking out a tooth. When Charles breaks free he runs to his car, goes to the trunk, and pulls out a shotgun. The boyfriend runs into the house and Charles begins screaming and making threats, so not only does Linda call the cops but so do several neighbors.

The police came in force, but the first responding police car came in silent no lights or sirens, they rolled up on Linda’s lawn just feet from her porch. Charles was facing the front door of Linda’s home when the police hit their siren.

Startled, Charles spun around, and the shotgun went off, the blast blew the overhead lights right off of the police car. The cops jumped out of the car and began shooting at Charles, luckily for Charles they missed. But Charles didn’t get off that easy, both cops went to work on him, they beat him like a dog, and other cops even joined in beating Charles to a bloody mess.

Do you think Charles will stop going over there, I asked my cousin. No, God looks down on idiots he said!

The end

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