Saturday, June 10, 2023

Those Grey Cowboy Boots

By Chanuga Rollins

 

Annie and her family just moved to Addison, Illinois about a month earlier, and other than her next-door neighbor Pan, Annie hadn’t had the time to make any other friends.

Standing on the steps of her new high school with Pam and waiting for the bell to ring, Annie couldn’t help but notice a boy staring at her. 

Pam, that boy over there is staring at me. Pam turned to look, the boy had long black hair and dark eyes. Oh, that’s Nicky, Nicky Rico, stay away from him he’s bad news she told her new friend. 

Awe, why Annie asked. He’s cute. You need to stay away from him because he’s a “corner boy,” I’ll explain later Pam said just as the school bell sounded.

The first day of school went fast considering it was only a half day. Pam and Annie choose to walk home instead of taking the hot overcrowded school bus. 

About a block from home, Annie saw Nicky Rico with some of his friends loitering on a street corner. As the girls passed Nick smiled at her, come on Pam tell me about him, and what the hell is a corner boy? 

I know you’re from a small town in the Midwest, but around here the corner boys are a gang of young guys that do things, for the older mob guys in the neighborhood, they’re like a hoodlum recruiting center. He’s a criminal Annie, just stay away from him Pam said.

Later that evening Pam and Annie shared a big bowl of popcorn as they watched the movie “Goodfellas.” Oh my God, Annie said, what horrible people… Is there a point that you're trying to make concerning this movie?

 Are you fucking kidding me, Annie, Pam hollered. That guy you asking about is headed on this same path as the guys from the movie she said, but what do you expect, like father, like son? 

That’s horrible, he’s not going to see his creation grow and flourish Anne said. Grow and flourish, really Anne, Pam said with a smirk.

So, what do you mean by that, Annie asked. I don’t know all the details, but Nicky’s father is doing life in prison for murder, Pam told her naïve friend.

Awe, no wonder he has sad eyes, Annie said, he seems kind of lost. Yeah, well he keeps doing what he’s doing he’s going to wind up right where his old man is, or dead Pan said. 

By the way Pam, Annie said, that movie sucked but the popcorn was awesome, both girls laughed.

A few days later Pam came down with a horrible cold, so she decided to stay home from school leaving Annie on her own for lunch. But instead of eating in the cafeteria with a hundred-plus loud students, Annie decided to get some fresh air and eat outside in the back of the school. So, Annie went out the exit door next to the cafeteria and got away from what few students were also outside. 

She picked a spot under a tree away from the building, as she ate Annie noticed a shadow looming over her, it was Nicky Rico.       

Hi, I’m Nicky, extending his hand out, Annie couldn’t help but notice how soft his hands were, hi I’m Annie.  

The 30-minute lunch break seemed like a second as the two young people talked, do you want to get together tonight and do something Nicky asked Annie. Can I let you know Annie asked? Sure, here's my cell phone number, call me anytime Nicky said.

Annie couldn’t wait to call Pam and tell her the latest news, but Pan wasn’t at all happy. Girl, I told you to stay away from that boy, he’s trouble. Well, I think he’s sweet and I’m going to call him, Annie said to Pam as she hung up. 

Annie called the number Nick gave her, and some guy with a gravelly voice answered… Yeah, the voice on the other end said, hi, is Nick there, who the hell is this the voice asked. 

Annie hung up, not knowing what else to do she threw the number that Nicky gave her in the garbage.

The next morning at the bus stop, Pam asked Annie how her date went. Did you kiss him, Pam asked. No, Annie said, some strange man answered the phone, and I hung up. Lord only knows who that was Pam said, like I told you stay away from him. Annie was very disappointed.

Later that afternoon while walking home from the bus stop, Annie and Pam saw Nicky hanging on the corner with some other guys. He just ignored her as she and Pam walked by, I told you that he was fucked up Pam said.

Almost home, the girls heard running behind them, turning around they were surprised to see that it was Nicky

Go away please, Annie said to Nicky, I don’t have time for your stupid games. But Nicky demanded that he be heard, I’m sorry for ignoring you he said, when I’m with the other guys it’s a thing we have, I know it’s stupid.

What the hell are you talking about Annie shouted, you’re babbling like an idiot. 

You are an idiot Pam chimed in, and that’s all you’re ever going to be. Pam please, Annie said, I want to talk to him in private if you don’t mind, I’ll call you later. Annie walked away with Nick. Man, this girl is asking for a lot of trouble Pam thought as she walked the rest of the way home by herself.

As all young people do Annie and Nicky worked out their differences, for now, it took time for Annie to realize that some of what Pam has been telling her about Nicky was true. 

One evening, while Annie was sitting on her porch with Nick and her mother talking, a police car, came to a screeching halt right in front of her home. With their guns drawn, they searched then handcuffed, Nicky… What the hell is going on Annie demanded, get back and mind your own business miss, the officer said. 

Annie’s mother grabbed her daughter and pulled her back up on the porch. Later Annie found out that Nicky and two of his buddies held up a food store on the other side of town earlier that afternoon.

 Not being able to make bail Nicky was sent to the detention center and held for trial. 

Annie visited him as often as she could, Nicky told her it was all a big misunderstanding and that it would be taken care of soon enough. 

Three weeks later the owner of the food store who identified Nicky and his friends was found dead, from an apparent suicide. Nicky was released from the detention center three days later.

One day when Annie came home from school, a man was sitting in her living room with her mother, hi Annie I’m Detective Mark Evans from the OCU. I’d like to have a word with you if that’s ok. What does OCU mean, Annie asked as she sat down. 

OCU dear means Organized Crime Unit, I’m here to talk to you about your friend Nicky. For two hours detective Detective Evans talked to Annie about Nicky her then-boyfriend. 

Armed robberies, car thefts, gambling, extortions of every kind, and truck hijackings, your boyfriend is quite the entrepreneur the detective said. Well, tell me, something detective, if you know all this why isn’t he in jail, Annie asked. 

It’s complicated, but have no doubt, we’ll eventually get him. We always do, unless of course he’s murdered before that, which happens more frequently these days. 

Young lady, I advise you to stay away from this kid, you do not know him the way we know him, I can assure you of that. This boy is bad news!

When the detective left, Annie’s head was spinning. Annie, I want you to stay away from this boy, he obviously has some issues, her mother warned.

But all the warnings from her mother and Pam did no good because Annie still had feelings for Nicky.

The school year went by in a blink and spring was in the air, Annie and Nicky were together almost constantly. Nicky was expelled from school right after the holidays and asked never to return after punching a teacher in the face several times, the teacher broke up a crap game that Nicky was running.

Annie of course was always quick to make up excuses for Nicky’s behavior, one night while on a double date with Pam and her new flame Andy, Nicky gave the usher in the theater a hard time because he assumed the usher was gay. 

But as time went on Annie noticed other things in Nicky that she didn’t like and couldn’t ignore anymore. For instance, one night Annie found a gun in Nicky’s jacket pocket along with a big wad of cash. 

Annie never mentioned it to Nicky because she knew he would just lie about it, and that was another thing, she knew that Nicky lied to her constantly, and she hated that most of all.

On the last week of the school year, Nicky showed up at school to walk Annie and Pam home, it was a pleasant surprise since he hadn’t been near the school since being expelled. 

A block or two from the girl's home a police car pulled up and blocked them from crossing the street. Awe fuck, Nicky said under his breath but loud enough for the girls to hear. 

Hands-on the car asshole the cop said to Nicky, you ladies take a hike, the cop said as he searched him. Pan and Annie kept walking. The cop didn't find anything on Nicky, so he was forced to let him go, I’m keeping an eye on you, the cop said as he got back into his patrol car. 

Nicky ran the block or so to catch up with the girls and acted like nothing happened. Really dude, are you not going to tell us what happened back there, Pam said. 

It’s no big deal that cops an asshole, Nick was unusually quiet the rest of the way home, he acted like something heavy was on his mind, but Annie just let him be.

The cop that stopped Nicky was Officer Pete Salamander, who had just transferred to this district and already hated the so-called corner boys. 

On his first night, one of the corner boys threw a beer bottle at his patrol car, he was certain it was Nick, but Officer Salamander couldn’t prove it.

With Nick’s birthday, only a day away Annie wanted to get him something very special. 

She dragged Pan along for company and headed for the mall, as they walked around, it didn’t take long for something to catch Annie’s eye. 

In the window of a shoe store was the most beautiful pair of grey cowboy boys that Annie had ever seen, and they were on sale… So, she immediately went in and snatched up a pair in Nicky’s size, after shopping Annie treated Pam to lunch. 

So, is it getting serious with Nick, Pam asked Annie. Well, to be honest, I don’t really know, we never talk about things like that. Besides he lies a lot, we have been seeing each other for over a year now and I’ve never even met anyone in his family. 

When I bring it up, he changes the subject Annie said. Pam apologized for making her friend sad. 

No, I think that maybe you were right all along, I’m starting to see a different side of him, and it’s not good Annie said.

 The next evening, regardless of how she felt Annie took Nicky out for his birthday, they went to a Japanese restaurant where Nicky ate sushi for the first time in his life. Annie laughed as he tried to figure out how to eat it with chopsticks. 

After dinner Nicky talked Annie into coming with him to the social club where the corner boys hung out, the guys were throwing him a little party.

Annie’s mom lent her the car for the evening, so out in the restaurant parking lot, Annie opened the trunk and gave Nicky his birthday present. 

Tears came to his eyes when he saw the cowboy boots, he immediately tried them on, and they were a perfect fit.

A little while later Annie and Nicky still wearing his new cowboy boots walked into the social club and right into a very loud Happy Birthday.

All the guys were there, all were giving Nicky high fives and slaps on the back and wishing him a Happy Birthday. With the music blasting and the liquor flowing, Annie watched Nicky having a good time with his friends. 

Maybe she thought she was wrong, after all, he just turned 19. With all the commotion going on it took a few moments for everyone to notice the cop standing in the doorway of the social club.

It was Officer Pete Salamander; he was announcing that he just received a noise complaint coming from this address. 

Immediately Joe “Joey Past” Pastore a reputed mobster, stepped up to address the officer. I own this building, get the fuck out of here private party unless you have a warrant. 

I don’t need a warrant for a complaint unless you have something to hide officer Salamander said. 

Joey Past knew that this cop was lying about the noise complaint, on the right side of the social club was an empty lot. On the other side of the club was a used car lot that Joe just happened to own and was closed at this time of night, so no one was complaining there. 

Joey Past repeated, get the fuck out of my club. But instead of leaving the party, Officer Pete Salamander walked around the social club with a strange smirk on his face.

I see liquor being served to minors, officer Salamander said, although there were several minors in the club, he turned his attention to Nicky who was trying to conceal his beer. 

Officer Salamander walked up to Nicky, don’t hide that beer boy, the officer said to Nicky. In fact, I want to see you chug it, birthday boy, Nicky stood there with a bewildered look on his face, I said “CHUG IT BOY,” the officer screamed! 

That’s it, get the fuck out of my club you crazy fuck, Joey Past hollered, don’t come back without a warrant… But Officer Salamander just stood there for a long moment and stared at Nicky. 

And then, for no apparent reason, he slapped Nicky in the face, “Happy Birthday” boy, officer Salamander said as he walked out of the club.

Nicky was filled with anger and embarrassment, he almost ran out of the club after the cop, but Joey Past stopped him. 

Don’t do it, kid, he’s probably waiting for you out there, he’ll kill you and make it look like self-defense. I have a hook-up with a police captain, I’ll take care of that prick, Joey Past promised Nick.

As everyone resumed having a good time, Annie sensed something off with Nick. When she asked him about it, he just brushed her off and said everything was fine. She thought it best to just let it go as she resumed celebrating Nick’s birthday.

As the Summer, Fall, and then Winter passed by, Annie was no longer dating Nicky, in fact, she hadn’t seen him in a couple of months. As her final school year was coming to an end, Annie was already researching her next new town, Annie was accepted at Princeton. 

A few weeks before leaving town Annie and Pam went shopping together for the last time as teenagers, Pam was also leaving, and she was accepted at UCLA.

As the ladies were waiting to cross the street, Annie saw Officer Salamander sitting in his patrol car drinking a cup of coffee. Just then a motorcyclist with a passenger both wearing black helmets and dark face masks stopped for the red light. 

The girls crossed the street, but Annie made it over first, Pam was a slow walker. 

Hurry girl, the light is going to change Annie said, Pam just made it to the curb on Annie's side of the street when the passenger on the motorcycle pulled out a handgun and began firing it into Officer Pete Salamander’s body, killing him.

As the biker and his passenger took off, Pam ducked for cover, but not Annie. She focused on the motorcyclist’s passenger, the one that did the shooting, Annie noticed his boots. They were the grey cowboy boots that she gave Nicky for his birthday over a year ago.

The end. 

Copyright 2021

 The lowlife

By Chanuga Rollins


Lorie hated the whole idea of internet dating, although some of her friends swore by it. It wasn’t that Lorie couldn’t find a man you understand, guys asked her out all the time. But to be honest, most men today bored her with their cheesy pick-up lines and showing their soft side, Lorie wanted a man. But she also couldn’t stand them Guido-types, with their steroid-induced muscles, ignorant personas, and gelled hair.  

Lorie was an attractive 5’8 120-pound blonde with sea-blue eyes and a gorgeous smile. At 34, she was a corporate attorney who normally worked 14-hour days and worked right through most weekends. 

In her spare time, Lorie enjoys cooking, going to the movies, and flea markets. She also enjoys spending time with her best friends Liza, and Kim, in fact, it was her friends that insisted that she try internet dating.

So, one Saturday evening over wine and cheese, the girls sat down with Lorie and created a profile on a dating site. 

Next, she had to decide what kind of guy she was looking for: Did she want the sports type, a couch potato, a bookworm, or a workout freak? And what about work Liza asked? 

I really don’t care what he does as long as he enjoys what he’s doing and it’s legal. He also must have a sense of humor and he must be able to hold down a conversation Lorie said.

As the girls laughed and joked the next question was about hygiene: yes, he must be clean, he also must be a non-smoker, a non-druggie, and single. When the girls finished Lorie’s profile, they hit the send button.

Within minutes Lorie received several responses, she and the girls went through them one at a time: loser, loser, loser, another loser.

After going through a dozen or so responses one stood out, a guy by the name of Shawn, he immediately sent her a wave. But before Lorie waved back the girls checked out his profile.

Shawn’s profile said that he was single and looking for a long-term relationship. There was also a photo of him sitting in a BMW convertible, he’s cute one of the girls said. His profile said that he was self-employed, likes jogging and that he’s a volunteer fireman. That’s very admirable the girls thought. 

It also says that he likes to travel and eat ethnic food, whatever the hell that means. Oh, wow, he lives in the Belvedere Apartments, I know them apartments, Kim said, they’re very expensive. After reading everything about him and with the girl’s encouragement Lorie sent Shawn a wave. 

Within minutes Shawn tried to make contact through the dating site message board. But because her friends were still over Lorie blew him off and signed out. 

Lorie spent the next day working, she needed to get some paperwork done by Monday so for now, she completely forgot about the dating site.    

Wednesday evening while eating dinner Lorie grabbed her laptop and logged onto the dating site just for something to do, to her surprise this guy Shawn must have left over a hundred messages. 

She answered his latest message and to her surprise, he immediately responded, was he just sitting there waiting for me to respond she thought.

They both messaged back and forth for about an hour until Lorie decided to go to bed. That’s when Shawn popped the question, do you want to go out with me? Lorie was a little hesitant, he seemed nice, but she wasn’t ready to take the plunge just yet. So, she made up an excuse and said goodnight, and signed off.

The next morning just for the hell of it, Lorie logged on before going to her office, and to her astonishment, Shawn left thirty messages for her. What the fuck is wrong with this guy, she thought, but his interest also intrigued her.

Because of the project that she was working on and it taking up so much of her time Lorie didn’t log onto the dating site for another eight days by then Shawn left well over a hundred messages.

Lorie mentioned Shawn’s eagerness to go out to her friends. He has a penis, doesn’t he? That’s what these guys do, they’re animals, go for it! That was her friend’s advice… With that in mind, Lorie responded to one of Shawn’s latest messages.      

Lorie and Shawn decided to meet at a restaurant called La Villa, she didn’t want him to know where she lived, not just yet anyway.

A few days later the big night was here, they were supposed to meet at the restaurant at 6pm, but Lorie was the first to arrive. She got a table, ordered a glass of wine, and waited. 7pm, no Shawn, 7:30 still a no show, at 8pm Lorie was putting on her jacket to leave.

She was almost to the door when Shawn walked in. He looked just like his picture on the dating site but gave no explanation for why he was late, instead, he said I’m starving.

Shawn looked very unkept and his breath smelled horrible. Lorie quickly looked Shawn up and down, there ain't no way this guy is even kissing me tonight.

His jacket was ripped and dirty, in fact, his t-shirt and jeans were also filthy, not to mention they smelled. His t-shirt looked like it was left rolled up somewhere until he decided to wear it. In any case, he wasn’t dressed for La Villa, Lorie wanted to leave but she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.

How’s the food here? Lorie asked Shawn. I don’t know, I’ve never eaten here before, he said. But you picked this place, Lorie said, I thought you’d been here before. No, Shawn said, I ride by here all the time, but I never ate here. 

Lorie thought that was strange, but she let it go. Randomly, he mentioned that his roommate was busting his balls about money because he was a little behind on his share of the rent. 

Well, the Belvedere apartments are expensive Lorie said, again trying to be nice. I don’t live at the Belvedere, and it’s not my apartment, I just rent the couch, Shawn said smiling. 

Lorie just stared at him for a second before asking her next question, so if you don’t live there why did you post those pictures making it look like you lived there?

It’s to impress the ladies, he said, giving her a stupid grin. And the BMW, I’m guessing it’s not yours, Lorie said. Nope, I go to the dealerships and take photos with my phone, Shawn said. 

So, I’m trying to understand a few things here Lorie said, where exactly do you live, she asked. Well, I couch surf at a few different places around town, Shawn said proudly. I’m not trying to be rude, but how old are you, Lorie asked?

Let’s order, I’m hungry, Shawn said. First, answer my question, Lorie said, starting to get angry. 

I just turned 40, Shawn replied, now can we order? Not just yet, Lorie said, you said on the dating app that you’re self-employed, or was that also bullshit? Well, I am self-employed, I collect cans and bottles for recycling, and I’m also collecting unemployment Shawn said with a cocky smile.

Just then the waiter came over, hi, I’m Glen, I’ll be your server tonight. Shawn, like an idiot, shook the waiter’s hand and said hi, I’m Shawn… The waiter looked at him in bewilderment, can I start you off with some drinks? The server asked. I’ll take a Coke, Shawn said. The same for me thank you, Lorie said, giving Shawn a nasty look for being rude.

I’m just putting this out there, have you ever eaten in an establishment like this, where the wait staff introduces themselves to you, Lorie asked. 

No, nobody at Burger King or McDonald’s has ever introduced themselves to me before, he said. Shawn, Lorie asked, how did you get here tonight? We met online, Shawn said, don’t you remember? Oh my God, Lorie thought!

I mean, how did you get to the restaurant tonight for Christ’s sake? Oh, my bike, he said, it’s parked out front. Oh, you have a motorcycle, Lorie asked. No, I have a Schwinn, I stole it, Shawn tried giving Lorie a high five, but she just stared at him. A bicycle, you rode here on a bicycle, Lorie again just stared at him.  

The waiter returned with their drinks and two menus, I don’t need this, Shawn said, handing the menus back to the waiter, I’ll take a meatball sub, with fries. I’m sorry sir but we don’t have that, the waiter said obviously embarrassed.

Lorie immediately took back Shawn’s menu from the waiter, can you please give us a minute, thank you. When the waiter left, Lorie told Shawn to order whatever he wanted, dinner was on her, she just wanted to get this evening over with.

Awe, thanks, look at these prices I only have $30, Shawn said. After a minute or two, Lorie was convinced that Shawn had no idea what the hell he was looking at on the menu because it was in Italian. Lorie was also convinced that if poor, ignorant, white trash had a photo, it would be of a smiling Shawn.   

Tell me, Shawn, where did you live prior to your couch surfing, Lorie asked. I lived with my mom until she threw me out. And how long ago was that Lorie asked? A few months ago, he said. The restaurant was crowded as Shaw picked his nose at their table, and that’s when Lorie noticed his hands and fingernails, they were filthy.

Shawn, would you like to wash your hands before we eat Lorie asked. No, I’m ok, Shawn replied, soap dries out of my hands. Lorie just stared at him again.

The waiter returned to take their orders, but before he could even say anything, Shawn blurted out, can I get the spaghetti and meatballs? 

Lorie again gave Shawn a look of disgust. And you ma’am the waiter asked, I’ll take the Zuppa de Pesce, Lorie said. Very good ma’am I’ll put this right in the waiter said. 

Shawn blurted out, what the hell did you order, Chinese food, I thought this place was Italian. Lorie didn’t even bother answering him. I didn’t understand a word on that menu he said. No shit, Lorie said.

While they waited for their food to come Shawn rambled on and on about the most absurd things that made no sense, Lorie was convinced that Shawn was retarded.

So, Shawn, I understand that you are a volunteer fireman Lorie said, knowing full well that he couldn’t possibly be. 

Who told you that, Shawn asked. It was on your dating profile or was that just more bullshit, just to impress the ladies Lorie asked. Bingo, Shawn said laughing.

And how did that work out for you, Lorie asked sarcastically. Not that good, when they told me that I couldn’t live in the firehouse I never signed up, I figured what’s the point of risking my life if I couldn’t live there for free.

Lorie just rolled her eyes and kept thinking I can’t wait until this fucking night is over!!!

Finally, the food arrived… Lorie knew that Shawn only ordered spaghetti and meatballs because the idiot couldn’t pronounce anything else on the menu. But to watch him eat his food was revolting, other diners were even staring at him.

He had the table manners of a child, talking with his mouth full, making weird noses, wiping his mouth with his filthy hands, picking his nose and wiping it on the tablecloth, and yes, even farting at the table and then laughing afterward.

After 15 minutes of watching this idiot, Lorie couldn’t take it anymore. While Shawn was ramming spaghetti into his mouth and getting sauce all over his face, the tablecloth, and his filthy clothes, Lorie flagged down the waiter and asked if he could wrap up her food and if he could please bring the check. 

With food falling out of his mouth, Shawn said it looks like you can’t wait to get me home. Fuck you! Dude, get this straight you’re never going to see me again, not if I can ever help it, amigo, Lorie said.

Lorie gave her credit card to the waiter, then she told Shawn who was still jamming food into his mouth to speed it up, this nightmare is over, time to go. 

They both stood to leave, Lorie left the server his tip in cash, leaving it on the table. Almost to the door, Shawn said, I’ll meet you outside I have to use the can. No, that’s ok, it’s been an eye-opening experience Lorie said as she hurried out the door.

It was a chilly evening as Lorie started her SUV, letting it warm up. She watched as Shawn came out of the restaurant, got on his bicycle, and quickly peddled away. 

Lorie was about to drive away when the waiter came out of the restaurant looking around. Lorie put her vehicle into gear and pulled up to the waiter. Is everything ok, Lorie asked? I was just wondering why you didn’t leave me a tip, have I done something to offend you, the waiter asked. 

No sir, the service was excellent, and I did leave you a tip, a very nice tip I may add, Lorie said. Her words hung in the air… That fucking scumbag! Lorie said out loud. Pardon me, ma’am, the waiter said confused. 

I’m sorry, just thinking out loud, Lorie said as she reached into her purse and gave the waiter some money then apologized for the mix-up.   

Lorie pulled out of the restaurant parking lot and headed in the same direction as Shawn. That smelly, low-life bastard stole the waiter's tip, and Lorie was pissed.

About a half mile from the restaurant Lorie spotted Shawn peddling away on his bicycle, as she followed him. 

A wooded and deserted stretch of road was coming up, this is where Lorie decided to make her move. Looking around to make sure no one else was around, Lorie accelerated her SUV.

With a big smile on Lorie’s face, she ran over Shawn with her vehicle knocking him off his bike and causing him to land on the ground very hard. 

Lorie parked her vehicle and walked over to Shawn as he lay on the ground moaning my bike, you ruined my bike, you crazy bitch! Lorie took aim and kicked Shawn right in his face, damn near knocking him out. 

She then reached down and went through his filthy jeans and removed his money. She took back exactly what she gave to the waiter, the rest of his money, which wasn’t much, she threw into the bushes. 

Lorie said nothing as she walked back to her SUV, she got in and ran over Shawn’s bike two more times, knocking one of its wheels off, and then she headed home.

When Lorie got home, she uninstalled the dating app. 

The next evening Lorie joined her two best friends Liza, and Kim for drinks, while they went to the restroom together Lorie slipped some baby laxatives into her friend's drinks… Lorie, smiled as the girls downed them.

The end 

Copyright 2021

 

 

  The Inn on Goat Bog Lane

By Chanuga Rollins

 

It was the night before “Halloween” when Nick decided to leave the party early. The Halloween party was hosted by the Manahawkin chapter of the “Nomads” motorcycle club. 40 to 50 of his fellow brother bikers were still getting shit-faced inside. 

His friend Spider walked Nick out to his bike. Why are you leaving so early, Spider asked. Work, tomorrow’s Monday, Nick said. Besides we’ve been here since Friday, I think I drank myself sober Nick said. But why aren’t you leaving with me, Nick asked. Spider smiled because I don’t have a job, and they both laughed.

I’m going to stay here another night, I’m too wired to ride right now anyway Spider said, watch your ass going home my friend, don’t forget we have enemies.

The Nomads motorcycle club is a one percenter club with about 80 full-patched members and 30 prospects. The club has three chapters in New Jersey and growing. Within the last few months, the club has been having some issues over territory with some rival motorcycle clubs leading to several skirmishes, one of those involving a shooting.

Nick got on his bike and started it, then Spider asked him to hold on and ran over to his own motorcycle. Here take this Spider said, it was a 9mm pistol. No, I can’t, Nick said, but thank you, I’ll be ok. With that, the two men hugged, and Nick hit the road.  

A light rain was already falling when Nick got on the main highway and headed East. He hated the rain it was the one annoying thing about riding a motorcycle. But there wasn’t much he could do about it, and hopefully, in a little over an hour, he’ll be taking a hot shower at home.

Because daylight savings time ended over a week ago, it was already dark by the time Nick hit the pine barrens. He preferred sticking to the main highways but unfortunately, the rain has started to pick up and was making visibility a little bit more challenging.

Nick had to make a decision: If he stuck to the highway, he was more visible, so getting help would be easier if something happened. But there would also be more traffic, and people run over bikers all the time, especially in the rain.

But if he choose to go through the pine barrens there would be less traffic, in fact, this time of evening he would be pretty much alone on the road. The downside was going through the pine lands was dark and the roads were slippery, there were very few streetlights, and you also had to look out for wildlife, hard to do in the dark and the rain. But fuck it, Nick choose to go through the pines.

By now it was pouring rain as Nick took the Chatsworth exit. Chatsworth, New Jersey was your typical tiny town in the pine barrens. Where you could be through the town before you knew you were even in it.

Coming out of Chatsworth, Nick started to look for someplace where he could hold up for a while and get out of the rain, it was really coming down now and he was saturated.  

 Unfortunately, this area was very rural, and not many places to take refuge. The few homes that there were sat way back off the main road, and their owners wouldn’t take kindly to trespassers, especially ones that wore motorcycle club attire, bikers were not loved in these tiny communities. 

As Nick came around a bend in the road, he caught a glimpse of a sign that said, “Goat’s Bog Inn.” Less than a quarter mile down the road was another sign that said “Inn” with an arrow pointing down a tiny dirt road. A smaller sign that was nailed to a tree said, “Goat’s Bog Lane,” Nick thought to himself what the hell kind of name was that for a road? 

Trees on both sides lined the dirt road all the way up the hill making it a lot darker than it already was. Well fuck it Nick thought, this should be interesting as he made his way up the small dark dirt road.  

At the top of the hill was another sign, this one was bigger, and it said, “Welcome to the Goat’s Bog Inn.” The Inn of course was closed, and by the looks of it, it’s been closed for a few decades.

Nick circled the Inn on his motorcycle, the building was very rundown and overgrown with all kinds of vegetation. The doors and windows on the whole lower level were all boarded up so Nick couldn’t go inside. 

The front entrance of the Inn had a big circular driveway and to Nick’s surprise a temporary cover from the rain. Across the driveway was a three-sided shed that might have been used for storing firewood. It was in poor condition but at least the roof didn’t leak, Nick and his motorcycle fit into the space perfectly.        

He needed to get warm, so he ran into the woods to try and find something that he could burn, and just for a second, he looked up and admired the beauty of the Inn. Boy, I bet you were a beauty back in your day Nick thought. 

The Inn was an old farmhouse in the “Queen Anne Style,” it had three floors, and the place was huge. The Inn was also surrounded by woods, this place must have cost a fortune back in the day, he thought. Nick would have loved to go inside and explore the old building, but that was out of the question.

After gathering up some wood he got a good fire going and just laid-back waiting for the rain to stop. The old Inn looked creepy as hell, but he felt comfortable here as the fire crackled. Sitting down and leaning against his motorcycle Nick drifted off to sleep. 

When Nick woke up, he could hear music coming from inside the farmhouse, the song was “Penny Lane” by the Beatles, and it just kept playing over, and over again.

Nick stood up to find the farmhouse completely normal, no boards on the windows or on the doors, and the house was completely lit up, on all three floors. 

What the fuck is going on here, Nick thought out loud… But then he thought that maybe this place was a mob-run after-hours club or some shit like that.

It was time for him to go, the rain stopped but for some reason, Nick couldn’t find the keys to his motorcycle.

Where are my fucking keys, he said out loud getting frustrated, that’s when he heard loud arguing coming from inside the farmhouse, then he heard blood-curdling screams from a women.

Then he heard people running around the inn, lots of smacking sounds, things breaking, then more arguing and screaming. At this point, Nick just wanted to get the hell off of this property and back on the road, but his keys were nowhere to be found. 

What he heard next were people running down some steps, Nick looked up just in time to see the front doors of the farmhouse burst open and a young woman in a white flowing gown came running out of the inn and right towards Nick. As the young woman got closer, he could see blood.

Because it was so dark and overcast Nick could barely make out a second figure right behind the young woman it looked like a man, he was hitting her with something. As both figures got closer Nick could see that the man was dressed in all black and wearing what appeared to be a cape. What the fuck is this Nick thought.

The young woman came to rest right at Nick’s feet, her back was a bloody mess. As Nick’s eyes adjusted he could see the man’s face and what he was holding, it was an axe, and he raised it over his head walking towards Nick.

Hold on mother fucker, Nick screamed as he pulled out his Bowie knife, this however didn’t deter the man from approaching Nick. At this point Nick said fuck this and ran into the woods and down the hill leaving his beloved motorcycle behind. Running as fast as he could in the dark, Nick ignored the tree branches that were tearing up his clothes and his flesh. The only thing he cared about for the moment was getting as far away from that Inn as he could.

It seemed like it took forever for Nick to get to the bottom of that fucking hill where this nightmare began, he still couldn’t believe what he witnessed. Nick was wandering around on the roadway wondering what to do next when a New Jersey State Trooper came along and spotted him. Awe fuck, he muttered as the trooper put his overhead lights on.

The trooper jumped out of his car and drew his firearm, show me your hands he ordered! Ok, relax Nick told the trooper, putting his hands high in the air. Step towards my car and put your hands on the hood, the trooper ordered as he removed his handcuffs from his belt. Don’t move as he patted Nick down, what’s this tough guy removing the Bowie knife from its sheath.  It’s a fucking computer, what’s it look like Nick said. The non-smiling state trooper handcuffed Nick just as another trooper was pulling up.

The second trooper was a Sergeant, he was a little older more streetwise than the first one, who looked like he just got out of high school. How are you doing this evening Mr. May the trooper said reading his name off of his license, or do you prefer Nick? I’m good with Nick. Good, I’m Sergeant R.J. Salle, well Nick do you want to tell me why your all cut up.

Nick, although still shaken up proceeded to tell the sergeant about the murder that he just witnessed at the inn, and about him leaving his motorcycle at the Inn. The first trooper standing off to the side shook his head, bullshit, come on serge, this guy is probably high as a kite.

The Sergeant turned to the younger trooper giving him a cold stare, have you gone up there, the Sergeant asked? No, no I haven’t the Trooper replied. Well perhaps you should, the Sergeant said, have another unit meet you up there, I’ll take him to the station. Nick was searched then loaded into the  sergeant’s car and taken to the Tabernacle barracks.

At the State Police barracks the Sergeant asked Nick to have a seat, I trust if I take them cuffs off your going to be a gentleman. Of course, Sergeant I never was looking for trouble, Nick said. Nick glanced at the clock on the wall, it was after one in the morning, damn how long did I fall sleep for he thought.

The barracks was just one big room with about five desks divided into cubicles, there was also a hallway and several more doors. He was guessing interrogation rooms, maybe offices and I’m sure holding cells somewhere.   

 Nick couldn’t help but notice an old man occasionally staring at him, but when Nick stared back the old guy put his head down. How are you doing tonight Mr. May, I’m Detective Mark Hepner, can you come with me please, he took Nick to one of those rooms in the hallway.

I know that you already told sergeant Salle your story, but can you retell it to me. Nick once again went over what happened at the inn. So, let me get this straight you went up to the Inn to get out of the rain, fell asleep, then witnessed a murder, the detective paused.

The troopers that went up to the Inn found nothing there but your motorcycle, don’t you find that strange? The detective asked, ok let’s go back out here Nick, he lead him back out to the big room. Out there was the first trooper who handcuffed him, his name was Dangler, thanks for wasting our fucking time trooper Dangler said, I’m charging you with trespassing.

Relax trooper, how are you doing Mr. May, I’m Lieutenant Keaton, Detective Hepner told me what happened to you tonight, that’s quite an amazing story Mr. May especially since nothing was disturbed at the Inn, it’s boarded up just like it’s been for decades.

Come on level with us Nick, was it a gang thing, did your club try to kill you? Was that it? That’s it, Nick stood up, I’m not answering any more questions without a lawyer.

That’s when the old man who up until now was sitting quietly in the corner, got up and walked over to everyone, six state police officers, and Nick.

Gentleman, this guy is telling you the truth, we use to keep all the files in the back, but I know you don’t do that anymore or I would tell you to go get file 1967-8305. That’s my report on the “Goat’s Bog Inn.”

The old man turned to face everyone in the room, one or two of you know me but to the ones that don’t, I’m Mike. I’m a retired New Jersey state trooper. What Nick here is telling you is the truth.

I got out of the academy in March 1967, I was shuffled around the state filling in here and there, then an opening came up right here at the Tabernacle barracks. It was a lot closer to my home, so I took it. This station back then consisted of giving out speeding tickets, dealing with drunk drivers, accidents, and the occasional bar fight. 

But on October 30, 1967, I’ll never forget the date, most of the other troopers were busy that night. Heavy rain was creating havoc on the roads, and accidents were everywhere. I was the only one free to take the call to go to 13 Goat Bog Lane, the “Goats Bog Inn.” 

There wasn’t a whole lot of information to go on, it wasn’t like today, so I didn’t know what I was getting into. But as soon as I got to the bottom of the hill, right where they picked you up Nick, I could hear the song “Penny Lane” by the Beatles, that song played repeatedly. Yes, that’s the song that was playing when I woke up Nick said. As I approached the Inn, it was lit up like a freaking Christmas tree, but there was no visible sign of movement in the inn.  

Slowly I turned into the circular driveway, and that’s when I saw a pile of something on the ground. From in the car, I couldn’t make it out because of the rain so I put the patrol car in park and exited the vehicle. With my flashlight in one hand and my firearm in the other, I approached the pile, and slowly I started to make out what it was in front of me. What I saw almost made me throw up, the first victim was a female. The back of her head was almost caved in, and her rear torso was mutilated beyond belief. The second victim was a male, he was covered in blood and laying on the side of the female with an axe protruding from his forehead. 

I reported what I found and proceeded to go into the farmhouse looking for suspects. The farmhouse was in disarray, things broken and thrown all over, even the furniture. Within a few minutes, my backup showed up, and I immediately had the feeling that this was a domestic dispute that got out of control. But I kept my thoughts to myself, being new, I let the experts do their jobs. And a week later sure as shit I was right, it was ruled a murder/suicide.

 It also turned out that the state police have been to the Inn 12  times all for domestic violence calls. But nothing ever came of it because their respective families were rich and politically connected and no one ever pressed charges. 

This couple fought constantly, not just at home but in public. The couples’ names were Jean Phillips and Brent Knightsburg. Her family owned a 250-acre farm, and her dad was a state senator. If memory serves the Inn is part of those 250 acres, the place was a wedding present. 

The Knightburgs owned and operated “The Car Emporium” one of the biggest car dealerships on the east coast. So, marriage was sort of pushed onto the young couple, even though their relationship was toxic. 

Jean and Brent were married in August, like I said the Inn was a wedding present, Jean had always wanted a bed-and-breakfast. Brent was going to work in his families business. On October 30th the young couple went to a costume party that was hosted by a friend of theirs. Jean went as a ghost; she wore a huge white flowing gown and a white mask. Brent dressed as Jack the Ripper, black hat, cape, and clothes; he also wore a black mask.   

Brent Knightsburg was considered by all a spoiled brat that was obnoxious, controlling, and extremely jealous of his new bride. She in turn loved getting him all worked up by flirting with other guys right in his face. At the party that night a fight broke out between the couple, a man that Jean was flirting with slapped the shit out of Brent after he hit his wife. 

Brent stormed out of the party leaving his young bride stranded there. Nobody knows for sure where Brent went after the party, but according to witnesses his wife did, in fact, leave with the guy that Brent had encountered. Witnesses also claim that Jean Knightsburg was seen at a local motel with this man from the party, but it’s never been confirmed.

Everything between 9:20pm and 11:00pm is of course speculation… But the first call to the state police came in at 11:15pm, a cousin of Jean’s who was also at the party was concerned that no one at the Inn was answering the phone. That’s when I got the call and went to the Inn and discovered the bodies in the circular driveway. 

It was my first murder/suicide as a state trooper. I stayed on at the Tabernacle station for the next five years or so, and I’ve answered many calls about weird things going on at the Inn after the murders. It’s called a residual hunting, it’s like a movie that just keeps playing. And by the way, Brent Knighsburg wasn’t coming at you with the axe. If you had stuck around, you would have witnessed him committing suicide. But don’t feel bad, nobody ever stuck around to see that part of it, they all hauled ass into the woods just like you did, the old man said with a smile. 

I retired from the state police in 1992, and that night at the Inn was the most gruesome crime scene that I’ve ever witnessed as a state trooper, Mike said.

Nick May, you are free to go, thank Mike here for your charges being dropped. Now go get your motorcycle and go home the Lieutenant said, and after tonight stay away from that Inn.

Mike, bad news, your Grandson is stuck on the Turnpike after a multi-vehicle crash that just occurred. He’s probably going to be stuck out there for the rest of his shift, so you guys may want to catch up another time, the Lieutenant said.

So, what about me, Nick said… What about you what? Trooper Hepner said. Can I get a lift back to the Inn so I can get my motorcycle? Nick asked. No, call a fucking “Uber” trooper Hepner said. What a prick, Nick thought.

Come on kid, I’ll give you a lift Mike said, he and Nick left the station. The two men didn’t really have much to say to one another on the ride to the Inn, it was a long night. Once at the Inn, Nick sat in the old man’s car for a moment… Wow, all that really happened here Nick said. Yep, Mike replied, sometimes things leave bits of their ugly past. 

That couple should have never been married, to begin with, that relationship was toxic right from the beginning Mike said. Thanks for the lift, Nick said, and thanks for getting me out of all that. Don’t mention it, kid, you be safe going home Mike said as he drove off. Oh fuck, my keys, he almost called out for Mike to come back, but there hanging on a nail in the old shed were Nick’s keys, funny thing was that he didn’t remember putting them there. 

He started his motorcycle and as he pulled out of the Inn, he could have sworn that a young woman was staring at him from an upstairs window, fuck this place Nick said as he drove off.

The end.

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